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Hi, Cracked readers! Here’s a picture of a bull fucking a low-budget robot:
We keep extensive records, and we have to — the customers are picky. One of our regulars is an organic dairy farmer and, much like that hippie you briefly dated, “organic” extended to semen, in his mind. If a bull had been vaccinated within six months he wouldn’t take it, presumably because a D-list celebrity warned him that would make his calves autistic. He even brings an accountant with him so he can use math to find the best pairings. I’ve heard him say things like, “With Black Bart you would have 4 percent more milk, but with Karma Chameleon you would have an extra week or two of milk.” It’s the cattle-fucking equivalent of sabermetrics.
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